Every Frickin' Joke
Is Delivery Included?
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
(With thanks to the great Henny Youngman.)
Wrap it Up
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 571
A lady goes into a sporting goods store and tells the salesman, "I need a present for my son's birthday."
The salesman suggests, "How about this skateboard?"
She asks, "How much?" He says, "Forty-nine ninety-five." She says, "Too much."
Then he suggests, "How about this baseball bat?" She asks, "How much?" He says, "Eight ninety-five."
She says, "Great, I'll take it."
He then asks, "You wanna ball for the bat?"
She says, "No ... but I'll blow you for the skateboard."
Yeah... It Was Her Fault
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 745
A woman's in labor. She's got her feet up in the stirrups, screaming in pain and cursing her husband.
He turns and says, "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass, but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.' "
Nutrition Is So Important
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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A guy visits his doctor. He walks in with a banana stuck in one ear, a carrot in the other and a french fry up his nose.
He says, "Doc, I feel terrible."
The doc says, "You're just not eating right."
