Every Frickin' Joke
Adoption Laws
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 1371
Why can't lesbians adopt a child?
Because they don't serve minors to lickers.
On The Bus
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 1320
A punk rocker type boards a bus. He's wearing a leather vest and pants, studded collar and cuffs, and he's sporting an 8" mohawk hairdo in a rainbow of colors.
An old guy just stares at him. Finally the punk looks over at the old guy and says: "What'sa matter old man. Didn't you ever do anything wild in your life?"
The old guy looks back and says: "Yeah... I fucked a parrot one time. Thought you might be my kid."
A Case Of Beer
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
- Hits: 1261
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look way better at night than any jar of cold cream.
And that's when the fight started...
As He Walked Through The Bar
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 1406
A young guy walks into a bar and as he passes an old man sitting there the old guy looks up and blurts out: "I fucked your mother."
The young guy ignores the old coot and keeps on walkin' when the old guy shouts: "Your mother sucks my dick".
So the young guy turns back and says: "Dad... your drunk... go home."
