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Anniversary Hint

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 16 October 2014; Hits: 4059

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds."

So I bought her a scale.

And that's when the fight started...

Walk Down The Aisle

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 15 October 2014; Hits: 4367

Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?

Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.

A Musician

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 14 October 2014; Hits: 4529

What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?

Homeless.

Out To Lunch

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 13 October 2014; Hits: 3735

Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.

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No Reason To Split Up

This couple gets married. After several weeks of marital bliss the guy wants to show his wife just how much she means to him. So he has "I Love You" tattooed on his dick.

One month later the wife files for divorce. When the guy asks why, she tells him: "You keep putting words in my mouth."

My Favorite Pastime

I've got a new hobby -- collecting empty bottles.

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Come This Way

A girl says to a salesman, "I need some batteries for my vibrator."

He motions with his finger, "Come this way..."

She says, "If I could come that way I wouldn't need a fucking vibrator."