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Anniversary Hint

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 16 October 2014; Hits: 3349

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds."

So I bought her a scale.

And that's when the fight started...

Walk Down The Aisle

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 15 October 2014; Hits: 3642

Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?

Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.

A Musician

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 14 October 2014; Hits: 3924

What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?

Homeless.

Out To Lunch

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 13 October 2014; Hits: 3023

Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.

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Paper or Plastic?

A guy stops in to the drugstore with his wife to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.

"No", the guy says, "she's not that ugly!"

And that's when the fight started...

You're Asking The Wrong Person

The family was having dinner last night when our son turned to his mother and asked: "Mom, what's a blowjob"

I turned to him and said: "Your mother doesn't know son."

And that's when the fight started...

Don't Find Yourself in Deep Shit!

What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.