Every Frickin' Joke

Anniversary Hint

Category: And that's when the fight started...

Published: 16 October 2014

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds."

So I bought her a scale.

And that's when the fight started...

Walk Down The Aisle

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 15 October 2014

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Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?

Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.

A Musician

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 14 October 2014

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What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?

Homeless.

Out To Lunch

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 13 October 2014

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Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.