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A Financial Discussion

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 09 November 2014; Hits: 3126

I told my wife our credit cards were stolen, but I'm not reporting it.

She asked why not?

"Cause the thief spends less than you do."

And that's when the fight started...

A Man's Man

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 08 November 2014; Hits: 3322

What would you call a guy who jerks off during an earthquake?

Focused.

Cannibal Culinary Habits

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 07 November 2014; Hits: 2938

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

They're too bitter.

Biology Question

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 06 November 2014; Hits: 4272

What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?

Your last blow job.

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Some Fun In The Sun

Shirley was sitting on a beach in Florida, trying to strike up a conversation with the attractive guy reading his book on the blanket next to her.

"Hi" she said. "Do you like movies?" "Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book.

Shirley persisted, "Do you like gardening?" The man looked up again. "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning to his reading.

Undaunted, Shirley asked, "Do you like pussycats?"

With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Shirley, pulled her bottoms off, and proceeded to pound her right there on the beach. As the cloud of sand began to settle, Shirley dragged herself upright and panted, "Wow... how did you know that was what I wanted?"

The guy thought a bit and replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

Not What She Was Hoping For

What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name.

You Know You've Done It

Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.