Every Frickin' Joke

A Financial Discussion

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 09 November 2014; Hits: 2733

I told my wife our credit cards were stolen, but I'm not reporting it.

She asked why not?

"Cause the thief spends less than you do."

And that's when the fight started...

A Man's Man

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 08 November 2014; Hits: 2901

What would you call a guy who jerks off during an earthquake?

Focused.

Cannibal Culinary Habits

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 07 November 2014; Hits: 2541

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

They're too bitter.

Biology Question

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 06 November 2014; Hits: 3863

What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?

Your last blow job.

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My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.

Take Out The Trash

One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.

I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."

And that's when the fight started...

Password Must Be At Least 8 Characters Long

A man and his wife are setting up the password on their new computer. The man trying to be clever types in "MyPenis", the computer denies it.

His wife says, "I told you it wasn't long enough!"

And that's when the fight started...