Every Frickin' Joke

A Financial Discussion

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 09 November 2014; Hits: 3051

I told my wife our credit cards were stolen, but I'm not reporting it.

She asked why not?

"Cause the thief spends less than you do."

And that's when the fight started...

A Man's Man

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 08 November 2014; Hits: 3227

What would you call a guy who jerks off during an earthquake?

Focused.

Cannibal Culinary Habits

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 07 November 2014; Hits: 2855

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

They're too bitter.

Biology Question

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 06 November 2014; Hits: 4181

What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?

Your last blow job.

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Hide Your Cows!

My wife was on the rag and really acting like a pain in the ass. So I figured I throw some gas on the fire and told her: "I figured out why they call it PMS... Mad Cow Disease was already taken!"

And that's when the fight started...

No Talking In The Library

The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."

The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"

So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."

No Greater Feeling

Why is being in the military like a blowjob?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.