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A Financial Discussion

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 09 November 2014; Hits: 2497

I told my wife our credit cards were stolen, but I'm not reporting it.

She asked why not?

"Cause the thief spends less than you do."

And that's when the fight started...

A Man's Man

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 08 November 2014; Hits: 2678

What would you call a guy who jerks off during an earthquake?

Focused.

Cannibal Culinary Habits

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 07 November 2014; Hits: 2324

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

They're too bitter.

Biology Question

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 06 November 2014; Hits: 3587

What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?

Your last blow job.

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A travelling salesman's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He gets out and goes to look for help. Soon he comes upon a farm. Not believing his luck, he knocks on the door, and a farmer answers.

"Sir," says the salesman. "Could you help me? My car's broken down, and I need a place to stay for the night."

"Sure," says the farmer. "But I only have one bed, and my very, very ugly daughter sleeps there."

"Oh, crap," says the salesman. "I'm in the wrong fucking joke."

Beggars Can't Be Choosers

What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Soon Enough Young Man

Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"

"Not yet, sweetie."