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A Financial Discussion

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 09 November 2014
Hits: 3085

I told my wife our credit cards were stolen, but I'm not reporting it.

She asked why not?

"Cause the thief spends less than you do."

And that's when the fight started...

A Man's Man

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 08 November 2014
Hits: 3273

What would you call a guy who jerks off during an earthquake?

Focused.

Cannibal Culinary Habits

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 07 November 2014
Hits: 2899

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

They're too bitter.

Biology Question

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 November 2014
Hits: 4222

What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?

Your last blow job.

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I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.

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Not What She Was Hoping For

What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Maybe Not So Great After All?

An accordion player and a banjo player are hired to play together on New Year's Eve.

At the end of the party, the guy who hired them says, "You guys were great. You want to play for me again next New Year's Eve?"

The banjo player says, "Sure. Can we leave our stuff?"

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