Every Frickin' Joke

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Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?

Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.

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What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?

Homeless.

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Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.

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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She wasn't happy with what she saw, so she said: "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

I told her: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect!"

And that's when the fight started...

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What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.

They're hiring.

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How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy.

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What do lesbians cook for dinner?

They don't cook... they eat out.

Category: And that's when the fight started...
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Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"

I told her "Dust!"

And that's when the fight started...