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Walk Down The Aisle

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 15 October 2014
Hits: 1505

Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?

Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.

A Musician

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 October 2014
Hits: 1693

What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?

Homeless.

Out To Lunch

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 October 2014
Hits: 1248

Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.

Nude In Front Of The Mirror

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 12 October 2014
Hits: 1197

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She wasn't happy with what she saw, so she said: "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

I told her: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect!"

And that's when the fight started...

Flag At Half Staff

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 October 2014
Hits: 1033

What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.

They're hiring.

Asked About A Nun

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 October 2014
Hits: 1161

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy.

What's Cookin'

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 09 October 2014
Hits: 1231

What do lesbians cook for dinner?

They don't cook... they eat out.

What's On TV?

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 08 October 2014
Hits: 910

Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"

I told her "Dust!"

And that's when the fight started...

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Driver Gets Stabbed, Still Delivers Pizza

#WTF?! And the pizza-deliverer-of-the-year award goes to Josh Lewis who got stabbed ... and still delivered his order. This Louisville Kentucky driver was carjacked and stabbed in the process...yet neither rain, nor sleet nor gloom of night, nor an edge weapon could deter this carrier from producing the pepperoni!

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Heinz apologizes after QR code on bottle took man to porn site

WTF?! A German man who scanned the QR code on a bottle of ketchup said it took him to to a porn site. Perfect. Heinz... 57 varieties... now... 58. Our question is, where can we get a bottle of ketchup like this! The only thing edible at the local 24-hour video store is flavored lube!

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North Carolina baseball coach accused of making players spit on him

#WTF?! A NC community is outraged after a high school baseball coach is accused of forcing students to spit on him.

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