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Eww! Student arrested after video shows her allegedly spitting, spraying Windex in roommates’ food
#WTF?! How not to share the cleaning duties - spitting and spraying windex on her roommate's food. A University of South Carolina student was arrested and charged with a felony after police say she was caught on video spitting and spraying the glass cleaner in food containers. Yuch.
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#WTF?! Gayle Newland, who tricked her female friend into sex using a fake penis, was sentenced to jail for eight years. One year for every inch of that fake Johnson... but who's counting.
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#WTF?! A NC community is outraged after a high school baseball coach is accused of forcing students to spit on him.
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