A laugh a day. It's not hard. Seriously.

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Change is Necessary

Hits: 1986

How many Freudian psychaitrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Ladder! I meant ladder.

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Get Your Nails Done Too

I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.

One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!

Who'd You Call An Asshole?

A guy in a bar stands up & says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up & says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."

A True Poet

My contribution to poetry & truth:

Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.