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A Case Of Beer

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 24 October 2014
Hits: 2835

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look way better at night than any jar of cold cream.

And that's when the fight started...

As He Walked Through The Bar

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 October 2014
Hits: 3386

A young guy walks into a bar and as he passes an old man sitting there the old guy looks up and blurts out: "I fucked your mother."

The young guy ignores the old coot and keeps on walkin' when the old guy shouts: "Your mother sucks my dick".

So the young guy turns back and says: "Dad... your drunk... go home."

A Dwarf And A Midget

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 22 October 2014
Hits: 3406

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

On The Parade Route

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 21 October 2014
Hits: 4296

Two women are stuck on one side of the boulevard as a parade passes through... complete with floats, a marching band, and hot air balloons.

One gal asks the other: "What's this all about?" Her friend tells her: "It's the gay pride parade."

The first gal replies: "Yeah. Well I suck dick and take it up the ass. Where's my fuckin' parade?"

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My wife was curious. She asked: "When do married men stop jerking off?"

I told her: "When they get divorced."

And that's when the fight started...

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A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."

The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."

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