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Union Rules

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 17 November 2014
Hits: 3336

How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve ... you got a problem?

Question About A Blonde

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 16 November 2014
Hits: 3524

Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?

Her boyfriend was also blonde.

Home Cookin'

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 15 November 2014
Hits: 2450

My wife asked: "How was dinner?"

I told her: "It was fit for a king! Here King.... here boy..."

And that's when the fight started...

Advice From Dad

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 November 2014
Hits: 3425

Guy catches his son jerking off: "Son don't do that, you'll go blind."

Son shouts back "Pop, I'm over here."

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Celebrate Good Times C'mon

Husband takes his wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing like a king – moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works. The wife turns to her husband and sighs: "You see that guy? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him... but I said no."

Husband says: "Yep... and it looks like he’s still celebrating!!"

And that's when the fight started...

Bulaaaah!

How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?

The cake jumps out of the girl.

What Are You Doing Today?

Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.

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