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Union Rules

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 17 November 2014; Hits: 3214

How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve ... you got a problem?

Question About A Blonde

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 16 November 2014; Hits: 3432

Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?

Her boyfriend was also blonde.

Home Cookin'

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 15 November 2014; Hits: 2364

My wife asked: "How was dinner?"

I told her: "It was fit for a king! Here King.... here boy..."

And that's when the fight started...

Advice From Dad

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 14 November 2014; Hits: 3335

Guy catches his son jerking off: "Son don't do that, you'll go blind."

Son shouts back "Pop, I'm over here."

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She Blew It

What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Can't Try It On First

A guy goes into a drug store to buy some condoms. The girl behind the counter asks, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know.” She hold up one finger and asks, “That big?” He says, “Bigger.” She holds up three fingers and asks, “That big?” He says, “Smaller.” She holds up two fingers and he says, “Yeah, that’s it.”

She sticks the two fingers in her mouth and says, “Medium.”

Roll Call

Every morning the teacher took roll call by having her students stand up and recite a short poem. The first to go sat in the front row and was the teacher's pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan. When I grow up to be a man, I want to go to Japan... if I can, and I think I can."

Next up was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood and answered roll call by reciting, "My name is Suzy. When I become a lady, I would like to have a baby... if I can, and I think I can."

Finally it was Little Johnny's turn, a wise guy who sat way in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a crap about Japan. But I'd sure like to help Suzy with her plan... if I can, and you bet your sweet ass I can!"