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Union Rules

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 17 November 2014; Hits: 2618

How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve ... you got a problem?

Question About A Blonde

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 16 November 2014; Hits: 2904

Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?

Her boyfriend was also blonde.

Home Cookin'

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 15 November 2014; Hits: 1853

My wife asked: "How was dinner?"

I told her: "It was fit for a king! Here King.... here boy..."

And that's when the fight started...

Advice From Dad

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 14 November 2014; Hits: 2779

Guy catches his son jerking off: "Son don't do that, you'll go blind."

Son shouts back "Pop, I'm over here."

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Can't Try It On First

A guy goes into a drug store to buy some condoms. The girl behind the counter asks, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know.” She hold up one finger and asks, “That big?” He says, “Bigger.” She holds up three fingers and asks, “That big?” He says, “Smaller.” She holds up two fingers and he says, “Yeah, that’s it.”

She sticks the two fingers in her mouth and says, “Medium.”

"Doctor! It Hurts When I Do This!"

A girl says to her doctor, "You have to help me. I hurt all over." She touches her right knee with her index finger and says, "Ow! That hurts." She touches her left cheek with her index finger and says, "Ouch! That hurts, too." She touches her right earlobe with her index finger and says, "Ow! Even that hurts."

The doctor says, "Are you a natural blonde?" She says, "Yes." The doctor says, "You have a sprained finger."

My Drug Dealer Sells The Best "Crack"

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.