You Make The Call

Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.

Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.

What's the difference between a conservative and a liberal?

A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your sense of humor!"

And that's when the fight started...

What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?

Her feet.