Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.
Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.
Toilet seat falls on kid's dick, runs to mom: Kiss it, make it better.
Mom: Every day more like your dad.
What did the dick say to the balls?
You guys hang around here while I go inside.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.