You Make The Call

Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.

Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.

You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.

How do you know if your wife's dead?

You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.

What do women and milk cartons have in common?

You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.