You Make The Call

Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.

Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.

What do you get when you sleep with a judge?

An honorable discharge.