You Make The Call | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 18 February 2017; Hits: 1212

Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.

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Florida Man Blames His Arrest On Faulty Legal Advice From Wikipedia

WTF?! You have the right to look up idiot online, but that's all! Wikipedia is not Perry Mason. En route to jail following his arrest for driving with a suspended license and no insurance, a Florida man declared, “That’s the last time I listen to Wikipedia about driving. It said I would just get a ticket.” Actually that would be a dunce cap!