You Make The Call

Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.

Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.

How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling water when the farmer's wife dropped it in?

Don't expect me to get hard so fast... I just got laid by some chick a minute ago.

Why are men like cars?

Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is coming.