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Another One Into A Bar

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 13 November 2014; Hits: 3621

Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

So What Does It Mean?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 12 November 2014; Hits: 3624

What's it mean when two lesbians make love?

It doesn't mean dick.

Where Shall We Go?

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 11 November 2014; Hits: 3371

My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.

I told her: "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."

And that's when the fight started...

How To Tell The DIfference

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 10 November 2014; Hits: 3075

What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?

A wedding ring.

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I Wanna Put My Balls In It!

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool table has no balls.

He Should Have Done The TIme

A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house, and heard sobbing from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found her husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing. "Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much. "Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant? And your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?" "Yes, of course," she replied.

"Well, I would have been released tonight."

And that's when the fight started...

It's Gonna Be One or the Other

An old couple's sitting in the living room. The wife turns to her husband and says, "Let's go upstairs and fuck." He looks back and tells her, "I don't know if I can do both."