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Another One Into A Bar

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 13 November 2014; Hits: 3578

Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

So What Does It Mean?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 12 November 2014; Hits: 3560

What's it mean when two lesbians make love?

It doesn't mean dick.

Where Shall We Go?

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 11 November 2014; Hits: 3324

My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.

I told her: "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."

And that's when the fight started...

How To Tell The DIfference

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 10 November 2014; Hits: 3031

What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?

A wedding ring.

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Will Help The Commute

Gal tells her friend, "I just read it's against the law to go topless in the New York subway."

Her friend says, "Thank God. It's bad enough when you catch your scarf in those doors."

Life is A Circus

Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?

He caught her in the act.

I Always Wonder Why

It was our anniversary and I was reminiscing with my wife. She asked if I could remember way back when.

I told her: "You know honey, I can remember where we got married and I can remember when we got married... I just can’t remember why."

And that's when the fight started.