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Another One Into A Bar

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 November 2014
Hits: 3029

Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

So What Does It Mean?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 November 2014
Hits: 2959

What's it mean when two lesbians make love?

It doesn't mean dick.

Where Shall We Go?

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 11 November 2014
Hits: 2738

My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.

I told her:  "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."

And that's when the fight started...

How To Tell The DIfference

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 November 2014
Hits: 2501

What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?

A wedding ring.

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As Far As The Eye Can See

Two blondes are talking geography. The first one asks: "Which do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?"

Her pal replies: "Hellooo, can you see Florida from here?"

Cure For Constipation

A nun walks into a liquor store and says, "Give me a pint of brandy." The guy says, "Sister, I've never sold alcohol to a nun." She says, "It's for the Mother Superior, she's constipated."

So he sells it to her. Later that night, he walks out, and there's the nun on the stoop, with the empty bottle, drunk as a skunk, singing and laughing. He says, "Sister, for shame. You told me the bottle was for the Mother Superior's constipation."

The nun says, "It is. She's constipated, and when she sees me, she's gonna shit."

That's Her Opinion

Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."

Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"

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