Every Frickin' Joke
A Man's Man
- Category: Dick Jokes
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What would you call a guy who jerks off during an earthquake?
Focused.
Cannibal Culinary Habits
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 1061
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're too bitter.
Biology Question
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 1437
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?
Your last blow job.
Population Problem
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 1115
World population has become a big problem. Experts say every 4 seconds a woman gives birth to another baby.
Our problem? We have to find this woman and stop her.
A Question For Dad
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 1347
A son asks his father: "What's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'."
His father thinks for a moment then says: "Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with George Clooney for a million bucks."
So he does and mom says: "You bet I would!" The boy reports back to his father but still doesn't understand.
So the father says: "Now, go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks."
Off he goes to ask his sister and her reply is: "Absolutely!"
Finally the boy goes back to his dad and says: "I think I get it pop. 'Potentially' we are sitting on two million dollars here... but in 'reality' we're living with a couple of whores."
Outside The Clinic
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 1691
What's worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car when you're parked outside an abortion clinic?
Going in to ask if you can borrow a coat hanger.
Back To Her Place
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 1756
A guy takes his date back to her place. He gets her up to her bedroom where he sees a wall full of fluffy toys.
After he fucks her he asks her: "How was I?"
She says: "Take anything from the bottom shelf."
At The Restaurant
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
- Hits: 1039
I took my wife to a restaurant, and the waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah" I told him, "she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started...