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Another One Into A Bar

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 13 November 2014; Hits: 3605

Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

So What Does It Mean?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 12 November 2014; Hits: 3595

What's it mean when two lesbians make love?

It doesn't mean dick.

Where Shall We Go?

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 11 November 2014; Hits: 3353

My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.

I told her: "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."

And that's when the fight started...

How To Tell The DIfference

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 10 November 2014; Hits: 3055

What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?

A wedding ring.

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Pay Back Is A Bitch

I was furious when I found our joint checking account was empty. When I confronted my wife all she said was, "It's my turn." "What do you mean, your turn?" I shot back.

"In bed," she told me, "you've been making early withdrawals for years. Now... it's my turn."

And that's when the fight started...

Now That's A Mess

I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.

There was soup everywhere!

Homeless or Houseless?

What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?

You can drop them off anywhere.