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Another One Into A Bar

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 November 2014
Hits: 3584

Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

So What Does It Mean?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 November 2014
Hits: 3569

What's it mean when two lesbians make love?

It doesn't mean dick.

Where Shall We Go?

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 11 November 2014
Hits: 3329

My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.

I told her:  "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."

And that's when the fight started...

How To Tell The DIfference

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 November 2014
Hits: 3034

What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?

A wedding ring.

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