Every Frickin' Joke
Nude In Front Of The Mirror
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She wasn't happy with what she saw, so she said: "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
I told her: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect!"
And that's when the fight started...
Flag At Half Staff
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What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.
They're hiring.
Asked About A Nun
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How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
What's Cookin'
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What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't cook... they eat out.
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