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Nude In Front Of The Mirror

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 12 October 2014
Hits: 3489

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She wasn't happy with what she saw, so she said: "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

I told her: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect!"

And that's when the fight started...

Flag At Half Staff

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 October 2014
Hits: 2998

What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.

They're hiring.

Asked About A Nun

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 October 2014
Hits: 3493

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy.

What's Cookin'

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 09 October 2014
Hits: 3342

What do lesbians cook for dinner?

They don't cook... they eat out.

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