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Nude In Front Of The Mirror

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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She wasn't happy with what she saw, so she said: "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

I told her: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect!"

And that's when the fight started...

Flag At Half Staff

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What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.

They're hiring.

Asked About A Nun

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How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy.

What's Cookin'

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What do lesbians cook for dinner?

They don't cook... they eat out.

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This Time It's The Husband's Turn

My wife seemed a little down in the dumps. So I offered her some advice: "Honey, cheer up. Sometimes you just have to appreciate the little things in life."

She looked at me and replied: "How do you think I've stuck with you?"

And that's when the fight started...

Tastes Like Chicken

What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?

Wow! We do taste just like chicken!

Always Right

My wife was fishing for a compliment. So she asked me: "So, do you think you married Miss Right."

I said: "Yeah, I just didn't know your first name was 'Always.'"

And that's when the fight started...