Why can't lesbians adopt a child?
Because they don't serve minors to lickers.
My wife was concerned that we weren't managing the household well in tough financial times. So she asked me to take some action and plan for the future.
No problem I told her. I ran out and came home with 2 cases of beer instead of one.
And that's when the fight started...
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
