Why can't lesbians adopt a child?
Because they don't serve minors to lickers.
I don't want to brag... but I have an incredible sex drive.
The one fat chick who'll screw me lives 100 miles away!
I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69.
She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."
The family was having dinner last night when our son turned to his mother and asked: "Mom, what's a blowjob"
I turned to him and said: "Your mother doesn't know son."
And that's when the fight started...
