Why can't lesbians adopt a child?
Because they don't serve minors to lickers.
Last year, on Valentine's Day, my fiancée of five years bought me a lottery ticket and I won $10 Million!!
I wonder what she's doing nowadays?
What is the difference between a phillip and a flathead?
Easy! I can't flathead her ass with my dick.
What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
