A laugh a day.It's not hard.Seriously.
Why can't lesbians adopt a child?
Because they don't serve minors to lickers.
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#WTF?! One Kentucky Fried Chicken customer claims he was served a deep-fried rat. What... only one? Surely this can't be true. There has to be more customers... and more rats! We call foul. This kind of complaint is an insult to rats!