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Those New Clothes Are Hot!

Created: 19 June 2015
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What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.

Who Knows What?

Created: 18 June 2015
Hits: 3048

What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?

A fuckin know-it-all!

Grandma Loves Playing the Slots

Created: 17 June 2015
Hits: 2962

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo night.

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You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.

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Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?

She just couldn’t take it any longer.

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Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"

Husband: "I do."

And that's when the fight started...

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