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Those New Clothes Are Hot!

Created: 19 June 2015
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What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.

Who Knows What?

Created: 18 June 2015
Hits: 2626

What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?

A fuckin know-it-all!

Grandma Loves Playing the Slots

Created: 17 June 2015
Hits: 2519

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo night.

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