Just Plain Funny

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Old guy says: "Doc, every morning at 7 I take a healthy piss, and then at 8 I take a big shit."

"So... what's the problem?"

"I don't get up until 9."

A cop pulls a guy over and says, "Hey pal... did you know your wife fell out a few blocks back?"

"Thank God... I thought I went deaf."

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Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?

There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning.

How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?

He's still there.

Grandpa always told me don’t watch your money watch your health. So one day, while I'm watching my health, someone stole my money.

It was grandpa.

Old Guy Visits the Doctor