What should you do if your clothes are on fire?
Don't put 'em on.
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Gal to cashier: "I'm in a hurry, can you please check me out?"
Clerk looks her up & down: "Nice tits, babe!"
Cop stops a young prostitute on the street & asks: "What would your mother say if she saw you out hooking?"
"She'd be pissed as hell... this is her corner!"
