What should you do if your clothes are on fire?
Don't put 'em on.
How to have rodeo sex: Flip her over on all fours, start bangin' her doggie style, call her by her sister's name, and try to hang on for 8 seconds.
What's the difference between meat and chicken?
If you beat your chicken, it dies.
Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?
Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?
