What should you do if your clothes are on fire?
Don't put 'em on.
Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.
I just joined a brand new 13-step treatment program. I'm still on step 1 - becoming an alcoholic.
What gets longer when you pull it, fits between the breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
A seat belt.
