What should you do if your clothes are on fire?
Don't put 'em on.
Why'd the guy text his wife a picture of his limp dick?
Wanted to let her know he was thinking about her.
What's better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
Here's my observation about work and productivity:
It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet.
