What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?
A fuckin know-it-all!
How does one explain the miracle of Hanukkah to todays generation?
Tell them that it's like if they charged their smartphone to last for 1 day, but it ended up lasting 8 days!
Women fake orgasms to have relationships
Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
What do you say to a man with five penises?
"Your jeans fit like a glove."
