Who Knows What? | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 18 June 2015; Hits: 1433

What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?

A fuckin know-it-all!

#jokes What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Ohio Man Tried To Have Sex With A Red Van

#WTF?! Just when you think you have seen it all, a guy allegedly tries to fornicate with a red van. One Tuesday evening, cops in Dayton, Ohio received a 911 call about a man "pulling his pants down and swinging on a stop sign," according to a Dayton Police Department report. Nothing like a big swingin' dick to make a cop's night!