What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?
A fuckin know-it-all!
What's the difference between pussy & pot?
If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.
What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves!
Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
