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No Need To Call The Fire Department

Created: 02 July 2015
Hits: 2624

When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?

When her moustache is on fire.

Welcome To Hollywood

Created: 30 June 2015
Hits: 2436

How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?

Trust me.

Really, Legally, Blind, Really!

Created: 28 June 2015
Hits: 2713

What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?

"He must be really blind."

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What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

Flowers For Valentines Day

My wife called me on Valentines Day and said, "Three of the girls here in the office have just received some flowers for Valentine's Day. They are absolutely gorgeous."

I said, "That's probably why they received flowers."

And that's when the fight started...

A Musician

What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?

Homeless.

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