Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?

When her moustache is on fire.

How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?

Trust me.

What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?

"He must be really blind."

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I'm laying back after screwing my wife & she whispers: "Honey, I think I'll call you the bus?"

I asked why and she said, "Because you always stop before I get off!"

And that's when the fight started...

What's the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

I told my wife I was so pleased she treated me like a God. She looked at me and asked, "What do you mean?"

I told her, "Every evening at dinner you give me a burnt offering."

And that's when the fight started...

No Need To Call The Fire Department