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No Need To Call The Fire Department

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When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?

When her moustache is on fire.

Welcome To Hollywood

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How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?

Trust me.

Really, Legally, Blind, Really!

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What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?

"He must be really blind."

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Sounds Like A Rapper

When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.

Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.

Beautiful Women

A man approaches a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asks, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

“Why?” the woman asks.

“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

Sex Tape

My wife kinda had second thoughts about the first sex video I had talked her into making, so she said she wanted it back.

I said, "OK, but you'll have to pay twenty bucks, just like everybody else."

And that's when the fight started...