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Pillow Fight

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What does it mean when your wife is lying in bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie...

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What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?

A white chick's ass.

On The Rag

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What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

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A cop pulls a guy over. He tells him: "You've got expired plates, your inspection is overdue, you're not wearing a seatbelt and you've got an open can of beer in your hand!"

The guy says: "I'll see you tomorrow then." The cop shoots back: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

The guy snaps: "Hang on a minute pal, I'm on the phone here."

Wipe Nair On, Wipe Hair Off

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Stuck In An Elevator

What actress would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?

One who knows how to fix elevators.