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Pillow Fight

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What does it mean when your wife is lying in bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie...

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What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?

A white chick's ass.

On The Rag

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What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

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Easy Money And Good Exercise

His dad came home from a week-long business trip to find Little Johnny with a brand new mountain bike. "How'd you get that, son?" his dad asked. "By hiking" was Little Johnny's reply. "Hiking?" his dad asked in surprise.

"Yeah. Every night last week Mr. Johnson came over and gave me twenty bucks to take a hike."

Hi. My Name is Dick

I just joined a brand new 13-step treatment program. I'm still on step 1 - becoming an alcoholic.

Where's My Gun?

Women are like guns.

Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.