Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

What does it mean when your wife is lying in bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?

A white chick's ass.

What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

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My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.

My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.

She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.

My wife and I were discussing the recent death of a friend. She asked me: "Why do you think men die before their wives?"

I said: "Because they want to."

And that's when the fight started...

Pillow Fight