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Pillow Fight

Created: 08 September 2015
Hits: 2961

What does it mean when your wife is lying in bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie...

Created: 04 September 2015
Hits: 2862

What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?

A white chick's ass.

On The Rag

Created: 27 August 2015
Hits: 3325

What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

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