Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

What do you call a deaf bully?

Anything you want.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Dwarf to doctor: You're pretty busy. You treat dwarfs?

Doc: Yeah but you'll have to be a little patient.

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A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No. They're dead."

Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.

Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?

A man went to the police station looking for a chance to question the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sargent.

“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

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