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Just Plain Funny

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I Can't Hear You

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What do you call a deaf bully?

Anything you want.

Bench Warmers

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Who You Calling Little?

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Dwarf to doctor: You're pretty busy. You treat dwarfs?

Doc: Yeah but you'll have to be a little patient.

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How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.

Order in the Court

What do you call a judge with no balls?

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Late But On Time

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at five o'clock in the morning?"

"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."

And that's when the fight started...