Just Plain Funny

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What do you call a deaf bully?

Anything you want.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Dwarf to doctor: You're pretty busy. You treat dwarfs?

Doc: Yeah but you'll have to be a little patient.

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What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?

A white chick's ass.

The difference between a slut & a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you.

Two old ladies are sitting on the park bench feeding the pigeons. Suddenly the first one says to her friend: "Did you just fart?"

Her friend answers: "Of course I did. You think I always smell like this?"

I Can't Hear You