What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo night.
Why are dicks like fish?
You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.
A young guy walks into a bar and as he passes an old man sitting there the old guy looks up and blurts out: "I fucked your mother."
The young guy ignores the old coot and keeps on walkin' when the old guy shouts: "Your mother sucks my dick".
So the young guy turns back and says: "Dad... your drunk... go home."
It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.
I have enough restraining orders already.
