Grandma Loves Playing the Slots | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 17 June 2015; Hits: 1354

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo night.

#jokes My wife was complaining I fart too much, so she ripped a big one right back at me. I asked her, "Honey, you…

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