What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo night.
The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.
Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?
Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.
What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
