Just Plain Funny

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What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?

You can drop them off anywhere.

Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?

There are only two handles on a garbage can.

Old guy calls a plumber. "There's a leak over my kitchen table."

The plumber asks him "When did you first notice it?"

"After it took me two hours to finish my soup last night."

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What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. Ewww...

I told my buddy: "I got caught jerking off to a National Geographic magazine."

Asks: "Were you embarrassed?"

"No, but my dentist's receptionist was."

Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench feeding the pigeons when a guy in a raincoat walks up and flashes them.

Two of them had a stroke. The third one's arms were too short.

Homeless or Houseless?