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Just Plain Funny

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Homeless or Houseless?

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What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?

You can drop them off anywhere.

Rest In Peace

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Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?

There are only two handles on a garbage can.

Leaky Pipes

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Old guy calls a plumber. "There's a leak over my kitchen table."

The plumber asks him "When did you first notice it?"

"After it took me two hours to finish my soup last night."

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Where's My Gun?

Women are like guns.

Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

And That's Why I Went Hungry

Little Johnny goes to school. His first class is English, and the teacher wants the kids to say what they ate for breakfast and spell it.

Jenny raises her hand and says: "'toast' -- t o a s t." Bobby says: "my turn teacher 'eggs' -- e g g s." Little Johnny shouts out" "'fucking nothing' -- f u c k i n g n o t h i n g."

The teacher is furious and makes Little Johnny stand in the corner till the end of the English lesson.

The next class is geography. The teacher puts a map up and asks the class who knows where the Polish border lies.

Little Johnny shoots up his hand and says: "He's at home on top of my mom. That's why I got fucking nothing for breakfast!"

What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?

What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?

A Klondike Bar.