Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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A lady's sick of her husband's drinking, so she decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and when her husband walks in from being out all night, she jumps out from behind the sofa and screams.
The guy looks at her and says, "You don't scare me. I'm married to your sister."
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A guy is interviewing a blonde for a job.
He says, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
She says, "The living one."
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A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.
He says, "You have acute vaginitis."
She says, "Thank you..."