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No Talking In The Library

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The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."

The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"

So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."

Wipe That Smile Off Your Face

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How do you stop a clown from smiling?

Shoot him in the face!

Most Injuries Occur At Home

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The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.

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Right now I think I'm spending way too much time with my girlfriend's family... I think her husband is getting suspicious.

How Much Do You Want It?

An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to tie the knot. But before the wedding they sat down to have a long conversation about how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, sharing the chores, family and so on.

Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of the intimate side of their relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked rather hopefully.

"Oh, I like to have it infrequently," his bride to be responded.

The old guy thought for a moment, then asked, "Was that one word or two?"