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No Talking In The Library

Created: 20 August 2015
Hits: 4061

The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."

The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"

So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."

Wipe That Smile Off Your Face

Created: 08 August 2015
Hits: 3275

How do you stop a clown from smiling?

Shoot him in the face!

Most Injuries Occur At Home

Created: 26 July 2015
Hits: 3426

The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.

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