Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."

The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"

So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."

How do you stop a clown from smiling?

Shoot him in the face!

The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."

Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

Wife: "In the pool."

If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?

The swallow.

No Talking In The Library