What's the difference between medium and rare?
6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?
Being a man.
What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar.
My buddy was jerking off way too much, so he went to a shrink. Good move. So far he's been able to control his compulsive masturbating. Now he doesn't jerk off nearly as much. He says it feels like he got a huge load off his chest.
