What's the difference between medium and rare?
6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
A woman was in bed screwing her husband's best friend when the phone rang
After hanging up, she says, "That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for a while. He's playing cards with you."
What did the dick say to the balls?
You guys hang around here while I go inside.
My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
