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Easy Pick Up

Created: 04 October 2015
Hits: 2611

Why are cowgirls like cow pies?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Can Lawyers Swim?

Created: 20 September 2015
Hits: 2667

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.

A good start.

This Job Is A Real Kick In The Butt

Created: 13 September 2015
Hits: 2177

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

(And in case you are wondering, yes, I'll be here all night!)

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Good News Or Bad News

A stockbroker calls a client and says, "Sam, I have good news and bad news."

Sam says, "Tell me the bad news first."

The stockbroker says, "I lost all of your money."

Sam says, "What's the good news?"

The stockbroker says, "I got laid last night."

No Question About How Smart

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's dick.

Hate To Cop An Attitude, But...

I quit my job at the helium gas factory.

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

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