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Just Plain Funny

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Easy Pick Up

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Why are cowgirls like cow pies?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Can Lawyers Swim?

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.

A good start.

This Job Is A Real Kick In The Butt

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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

(And in case you are wondering, yes, I'll be here all night!)

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Short Strokes

What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes.

Snowman!

What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?

Snowballs.

It's All How You Look At It

A married couple goes to the same Italian restaurant every Sunday for 30 years. And every time they show up the owner says, "Hey! Its-a you two guys. You my favorite-a couple. You made-a for each other. You last-a so long. You meant-a to be!"

Then one Sunday the guy walks in alone. The owner says, "Whats-a happened?" The guy tells him, "We got a divorce."

The Italian guy says, "Oh, you much-a better off-a now."