Just Plain Funny

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How do you confuse a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

A beer in each hand.

What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?

A Klondike Bar.

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What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?

Ka Ching!

My wife smiled at breakfast this morning and said: "Today is our anniversary darling... what should we do?"

I told her: "Stand in silence for 2 minutes."

And that;s when the fight started...

Old Dick Johnson sometimes has to re-think relationships.

Right now I think I'm spending way too much time with my girlfriend's family... I think her husband is getting suspicious.

Can You Give A Date To This?