Just Plain Funny

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How do you confuse a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

A beer in each hand.

What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?

A Klondike Bar.

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Teacher: "What do you know about the Resurrection?"

Johnny: "If it lasts more than 4 hrs call your doctor."

What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.

Difference between a friend & a real friend?

A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.

Can You Give A Date To This?