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Sex Change

Created: 09 November 2015
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What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A tran-sister.

Can You Build Things? Check Your Mail!

Created: 07 November 2015
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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

Most Men Talk A Lot Of Sh*t!

Created: 06 November 2015
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Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...

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Another Perspective On Marriage

I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"

She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."

And that's when the fight started...

How It's Done on the Reservation

A little Native American boy asks the chief how babies in their tribe get their names.

The chief replies, "When a baby is born, his father takes him outside the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees - like 'Running-Wolf' or 'Flying-Cloud'. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Screwing?"

Who's My Real Dad?

A son asks, "Dad, how come I have brown skin and you are white?"

"Well son, just take a look at your mother,".

"But Dad, she's not black either."

"I know, you idiot! She's a fucking whore!"

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