Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A tran-sister.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...

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My wife and I were discussing the recent death of a friend. She asked me: "Why do you think men die before their wives?"

I said: "Because they want to."

And that's when the fight started...

I told my wife: You know the trouble with most women? They get all excited over nothing!"

She said: "Yeah, I know what you mean, I married him."

And that's when the fight started...

Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?

Because every time Mrs. Smokey gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.

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