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Sex Change

Created: 09 November 2015
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What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A tran-sister.

Can You Build Things? Check Your Mail!

Created: 07 November 2015
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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

Most Men Talk A Lot Of Sh*t!

Created: 06 November 2015
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Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...

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Two Blondes Checking The Tracks

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said: "These look like deer tracks." The other one said: "No they look like moose tracks."

They argued and argued for a while. They were still arguing when the train hit them.

Better Safe Than Sorry

I come home from work to find my wife in tears sobbing her mom passed away. She asks: "What should we do -- cremate her or bury her?"

I tell her: "Don't take any chances. Do both."

And that's when the fight started...

She Loves That Puppet

How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?

She sits on his face and he tells lies.

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