Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A tran-sister.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...

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My wife was amazed to read about a farmer who claimed he sold a cow with a pussy like a woman for $10,000.

I told her: "That's not amazing, that's irony. Here I am with you... a pussy like a cow, and you ain't worth shit."

And that's when the fight started...

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

A woman.

My wife and I were watching "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said: 'Do you want to have sex?

"'No!" she answered. Then I said: "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, and just said: "Yes."

So I said: "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

Sex Change