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What night is it?

Created: 03 November 2015
Hits: 3057

What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?

You at least take the trash out once a week.

Your Kind Of Game?

Created: 01 November 2015
Hits: 3614

What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?

Strip Poker.

Cats Life

Created: 31 October 2015
Hits: 2438

How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?

He's smoking a cigarette.

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Shove It!

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.

That's The Whole Point

What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?

One prick and it's all over.

The Diagnosis

An old guy visits a doctor. The doctor examines him and then sits down in the office for a consultation on his diagnosis.

"Well..." the doctor begins,  "I'm sorry to have to tell you this... but you have cancer and you have Alzheimers."

The old guy looks at the doctor for a moment then says: "Thank god I don't have cancer."

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