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Just Plain Funny

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What night is it?

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What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?

You at least take the trash out once a week.

Your Kind Of Game?

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What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?

Strip Poker.

Cats Life

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How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?

He's smoking a cigarette.

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Hold On There Little Fella

A midget whips out his two-foot dick.

The whore he's with says, "Oh, no, you ain't putting that thing in me. I'll kiss it."

"Fuck you" he tells her. "I can do that myself."

The Chicken Or The Egg?

A chicken and and egg are lying in bed.

The chicken begins to light up a cigarette.

The egg says: "Well... I guess that answers that question."

Who Stole My Drink?

A drunk calls the police, and says, "They stole my dashboard, they stole my steering wheel, they stole my brake pedal, they even stole my gas pedal..."

Then, before the cops can ask where he is, he says, "Hey, never mind, I'm in the back seat."