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What night is it?

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What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?

You at least take the trash out once a week.

Your Kind Of Game?

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What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?

Strip Poker.

Cats Life

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How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?

He's smoking a cigarette.

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Strange Sexual Positions

A couple went to a sex therapist to try and improve their sex live. After hearing the couple's complaints, the therapist suggested they experiment a little more. "For example," he suggested, "You might try different positions, like the wheelbarrow. You lift her legs, penetrate, and off you go."

The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as they got home.

"Well, OK," the hesitant wife agreed, "But on two conditions. First if it hurts, you'll stop right away, and second," she insisted, "You must promise we won't go past my mother's."

Flying Dogs

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares the shit out of their dogs!

How You Grow The Franchise

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.