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Just Plain Funny

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What night is it?

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What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?

You at least take the trash out once a week.

Your Kind Of Game?

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What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?

Strip Poker.

Cats Life

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How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?

He's smoking a cigarette.

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The New Pet

A guy is just miserable.  So he decides to cheer himself up and get a pet. At the pet store the owner takes him in to the back and shows him a toothless hamster.

The guy looks at it and says: "That's the ugliest thing I ever saw."

The store owner says: "Maybe so, but it will give you the best blowjob you ever had."

So the guy tries it and it's fantastic. He buys the hamster and heads home.

When he gets there his wife sees the ugly little creature and says: "What the hell is that?"

The guy says: "Never mind. Just teach it to cook and then get the fuck out."

In the Family

The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.

I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie...

What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?

A white chick's ass.