What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A beer in each hand.
I just bought the latest sleep-number smart bed. It detects when you're screwing your wife, locks the front door and turns on the stereo so your neighbors can't hear you. My number is 69.
Losing a wife can be hard.
In most cases, it’s damn near impossible.
What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
All Ken's stuff.
