What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A beer in each hand.
What did the dick say to the balls?
You guys hang around here while I go inside.
My wife was concerned that we weren't managing the household well in tough financial times. So she asked me to take some action and plan for the future.
No problem I told her. I ran out and came home with 2 cases of beer instead of one.
And that's when the fight started...
Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.
Keeps them from rolling out of bed.
