99 Bottles Of Beer... | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 29 October 2015; Hits: 1280

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

A beer in each hand.

#jokes One day a horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow when the horse falls into a mudhole and begins sinking…

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