What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A beer in each hand.
Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.
What do you say to a man with five penises?
"Your jeans fit like a glove."
I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.
1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.
