Best Friends Forever

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Difference between a friend & a real friend?

A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.

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Sincerity Out Of A Can

My buddy, at a party we threw, paid my wife a nice compliment. He told her: "You're really a good-looking women. Honest, I really mean it... I've only had one beer."

As my wife smiled back to thank him I quickly added: "Imagine how good she'll look after you've had two!"

And that's whent the fight started...

Breaking A Bad Habit

How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?

Draw a dick on it.

The Secret is Out

A guy was complaining to his buddy: "Man, I had it all - money, a big house, a luxury car, and most of all the love of a beautiful woman. And then POOF... just like that it was gone!"

'What happened?' asked his friend.

"My wife found out..."