Best Friends Forever

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Difference between a friend & a real friend?

A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.

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Most Injuries Occur At Home

The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.

What's New Pussycat?

Guy vists a doctor and tells him: Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass Of Home.'" The doctor says, "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." The patient asks: "Is that common?"

The doctor says, "It's not unusual."

Who You Calling Little?

Dwarf to doctor: You're pretty busy. You treat dwarfs?

Doc: Yeah but you'll have to be a little patient.