How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.
I just bought the latest sleep-number smart bed. It detects when you're screwing your wife, locks the front door and turns on the stereo so your neighbors can't hear you. My number is 69.
Man is incomplete until he’s married.
Then he’s finished.