Can You Give A Date To This?

How do you confuse a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

It was our anniversary and I asked my wife if she remembered out wedding vows when the minister said "for better or worse?"

She said: "Yeah... You couldn't do any better and I couldn't do any worse."

And that's when the fight started...

Why can't Barbie get pregnant?

Because Ken comes in a different box.

My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do.

Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.