Can You Give A Date To This? | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 30 October 2015; Hits: 1572

How do you confuse a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

#jokes Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the sink.

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Man Named ‘God’ Arrested After Attacking Police Officer, Having Sex With a Tree

#WTF?! A naked man who believed he was God and had sex with a tree was arrested for attacking a cop. Sex with a tree? Gives new morning to the phrase "morning wood." And apparently there was no law against that!