Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?

Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.

Two gals were shopping at the supermarket. The first one grabs a good sized potato in each hand and says, "These remind me of my husband's balls."

Her friend looked impressed and replied, "That big, huh?"

"Nope," was the response, "That dirty."

You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.

Depends On What You Call It