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Depends On What You Call It

Created: 14 November 2015
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Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

Another Bingo!

Created: 13 November 2015
Hits: 3881

How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

Blonde Snowman

Created: 11 November 2015
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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?

One prick and it's all over.

Recipe For Success

4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

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Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

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