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Bless You

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What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?

Goes-in-tight!

On The Rag, Vampire Style

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What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?

See you next period.

Do You Have Cats At Home?

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What's white, smells, and is found in panties?

Clitty litter.

(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)

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I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie...

What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?

A white chick's ass.

Done But Not Retired

What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?

Call her a cab ... her job is done.

Might As Well Take In A Round

We were at the couples pregnancy preparation class. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe & was telling the men how to give the necessary support to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just make several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."

Then she turned to the men in the room, "Gentlemen, remember, you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her."  The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

Wanting to get into the swing of things I quickly raised my hand and asked the instructor, "Would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk ?"

And that's when the fight started...