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Bless You

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What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?

Goes-in-tight!

On The Rag, Vampire Style

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What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?

See you next period.

Do You Have Cats At Home?

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What's white, smells, and is found in panties?

Clitty litter.

(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)

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Welcome To Hollywood

How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?

Trust me.

I'm Going To Disneyland!

A guy wanted to have sex with his wife. So he gave her a wink and popped a Viagra.

His wife looked at him and said: "You know why Viagra is just like Disneyland? They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride!"

And that's when the fight started...

This is No Bull

A guy and his wife are out for a drive in the country. They pass a field where they see a bull mount six cows in a row, one after the other. The wife remarks: "Too bad you can't perform like that."

The husband replies: "I could... if I get to change cows every time!"

And that's when the fight started...