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Who Doesn't Love A Younger Woman

Created: 27 November 2015
Hits: 3028

What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?

A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.

New Husband?

Created: 25 November 2015
Hits: 3199

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Was Never So Good At Math...

Created: 24 November 2015
Hits: 3032

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

(uhhhh....Yeah, I have the same feeling you are having! :-O)

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Still Not My Type Of Girl

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

Forty-five pounds.

The Voice of Experience

Husband asks: "Should I watch porn or hockey?"

Wife: "Watch porn. You already know how to play hockey."

And that's when the fight started...

The Secret is Out

A guy was complaining to his buddy: "Man, I had it all - money, a big house, a luxury car, and most of all the love of a beautiful woman. And then POOF... just like that it was gone!"

'What happened?' asked his friend.

"My wife found out..."

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