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Who Doesn't Love A Younger Woman

Created: 27 November 2015
Hits: 2908

What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?

A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.

New Husband?

Created: 25 November 2015
Hits: 3077

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Was Never So Good At Math...

Created: 24 November 2015
Hits: 2938

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

(uhhhh....Yeah, I have the same feeling you are having! :-O)

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Creative Writing Class

College professor to her creative writing class, "Your assignment - write the shortest story you can that includes religion, sex and mystery."

Only one girl got an A on her paper. She wrote: "Good God, I'm pregnant ... I wonder who did it?"

Tell Me A Story

Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "

"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I'm elected.'"

Walk Down The Aisle

Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?

Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.

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