What do you call a deaf bully?
Anything you want.
Why was the nearsighted fly starving?
He couldn't see shit.
I was scewing my wife when suddenly I stopped and didn't move. She asked: "What are you doing?"
I told her: "I saw this online on a porn site. It's called buffering"
And that's when the fight started...
Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?
For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
