What do you call a deaf bully?
Anything you want.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves!
Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.
I asked my wife what she thought my two greatest assets were?
She said: "A closed mouth and an open wallet."
And that's when the fight started...
