What do you call a deaf bully?
Anything you want.
What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Claus wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.