What do you call a deaf bully?
Anything you want.
A young guy walks into a bar and as he passes an old man sitting there the old guy looks up and blurts out: "I fucked your mother."
The young guy ignores the old coot and keeps on walkin' when the old guy shouts: "Your mother sucks my dick".
So the young guy turns back and says: "Dad... your drunk... go home."
Difference between a friend & a real friend?
A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
