What do you call a deaf bully?
Anything you want.
Who's the world's greatest athlete?
The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
Why'd my wife cross the road?To get back to the shoe store we were in three fucking hours ago.
I want you to know I'm famous for more than just this website. My dick was in the Guiness Book of World Records.
Until the librarian kicked me out.
