How's pussy like pizza?
The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.
Little Johnny came home and told his mom he got kicked out of mathematics class. His mom asked "What happened."
Little Johnny told her: "The teacher asked me, 'What comes after 69?' Apparently 'mouthwash' was the wrong answer!"
If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?
A liquor license.
A blind guy in Macy's has his seeing-eye dog by the tail and is twirling it over his head.
A salesman walks up and asks: "Can I help you?"
The blind guy replies: "Nah. I'm just looking around."
