How's pussy like pizza?
The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Claus wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
They finally came out new a new blonde paint.
It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.
The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.
