How's pussy like pizza?
The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.
How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?
You start asking your wife for sex.
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
Mom giving advice to her daughter: "If a boy touches your boobies say 'don't' and if he touches your pussy say 'stop.'
Daughter's reply: "oh mom, I already know that. And last night my boyfriend touched both so I said 'don’t stop!'
