How's pussy like pizza?
The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.
Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
It was our anniversary and I asked my wife if she remembered out wedding vows when the minister said "for better or worse?"
She said: "Yeah... You couldn't do any better and I couldn't do any worse."
And that's when the fight started...
Last year, on Valentine's Day, my fiancée of five years bought me a lottery ticket and I won $10 Million!!
I wonder what she's doing nowadays?
