How's pussy like pizza?
The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.
1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.
My buddy was jerking off way too much, so he went to a shrink. Good move. So far he's been able to control his compulsive masturbating. Now he doesn't jerk off nearly as much. He says it feels like he got a huge load off his chest.
Difference between a friend & a real friend?
A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.
