The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.
Sex is just like air...
It's no big deal until you're not getting any.
I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"
So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."
And that's when the fight started...
What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?
"He must be really blind."
