The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.
My wife and I were discussing babies and she had a thought. "Why do doctors spank newborn babies?"
I told her: "To knock the dicks off the stupid ones."
And that's when the fight started...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?
Take them off next time.
