Until I Met A Boy Who Had No Hands

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves!

Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.

Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.

What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?

He's probably home watching football or something.

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.