Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"
Husband: "I do."
And that's when the fight started...
What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?
Drool.
How do men sort out their laundry?
Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!
