Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"
Husband: "I do."
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mother can't take a joke.
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
A guy visits his doctor. He walks in with a banana stuck in one ear, a carrot in the other and a french fry up his nose.
He says, "Doc, I feel terrible."
The doc says, "You're just not eating right."
