Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"
Husband: "I do."
And that's when the fight started...
My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.
I told her: "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."
Maid: "I want a raise. I fuck better than you."
Wife: "My husband said that?"
"No, all the landscapers."
Guy gets home from work on the day the stock market tumbled looking visibly upset. His wife asks: "Honey, what's the matter?"
He tells her: "I can't believe I lost half my money and I still have you."
