Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"
Husband: "I do."
And that's when the fight started...
Why are roach clips called roach clips?
Because "pot holder" was already taken.
What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?
He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
(Ah please... just google it!)
Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.
After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.
After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.
