Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"
Husband: "I do."
And that's when the fight started...
A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.
The wife cries because it's over.
And the husband smiles because it happened.
What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?
You at least take the trash out once a week.
Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?
Because every time Mrs. Smokey gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
