Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"
Husband: "I do."
And that's when the fight started...
Why don't Canadians attend orgies?
Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.
What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
A widow.
How's broccoli like anal sex?
If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.
