How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?
Wipe your dick on the curtains.
"Forgive me, Father, I was fucking my wife and fantasized she was a nun."
"My son, sometimes when I fuck a nun I fantasize it's your wife."
A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?
The blonde... she's 18!
A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.
She came home with a red snapper.
