How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?
Wipe your dick on the curtains.
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
What's the first thing a man would do if there were no women left on earth?
Invent a dishwasher that would suck his dick.
