How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?
Wipe your dick on the curtains.
What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?
She’s got small tits.
Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?
Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.
A woman's in labor. She's got her feet up in the stirrups, screaming in pain and cursing her husband.
He turns and says, "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass, but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.' "
