What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.
OK... So what did Adam wear?
A hole in Eve's fig leaf.
Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
Here's a math question. If you get into bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?
Answer: 8 hours, 57 minutes - who cares what she wants!
