What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.
OK... So what did Adam wear?
A hole in Eve's fig leaf.
After weeks without gettin' any I got really pissed off and asked my wife: "What has two arms, two legs, two boobs & sucks?"
Before she could even think of a reply I told her: "You and a vacuum cleaner."
And that's when the fight started...
What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."