What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.
OK... So what did Adam wear?
A hole in Eve's fig leaf.
My wife wanted to convince me of the benefits of marriage. So she argued "You know married men live longer than single men."
I shot back: "That's not true, it only seems longer."
And that's when the fight started....
Hallmark Card fail:
"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
...so, I took her to a gas station.
And that's when the fight started...
