What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.
OK... So what did Adam wear?
A hole in Eve's fig leaf.
D*ck Joke Of The Day
High art... from a low place
A laugh a day.
It's not hard.
Seriously.
Main Menu
Our Johnson Tweets!
- #jokes Sincerity Out Of A Can: My buddy, at a party we threw, paid my wife a nice compliment. He told her: "You're…
- #jokes Proper Treatment: My wife remarked: "That Alzheimer's is a horrible disease. If I ever got it I think I'd sh…
- #jokes A new joke every day! #humor #dickjokes #nsfw: A laugh a day. It's not hard. Seriously. Hi, I'm Dick Johnson…
WTF?! Let me see that again!
Fake penis trial: Gayle Newland jailed for eight years
#WTF?! Gayle Newland, who tricked her female friend into sex using a fake penis, was sentenced to jail for eight years. One year for every inch of that fake Johnson... but who's counting.
Read more ...North Carolina baseball coach accused of making players spit on him
#WTF?! A NC community is outraged after a high school baseball coach is accused of forcing students to spit on him.
Read more ...Chihuahua Drunk On Smirnoff Vodka Adds To His Owner's Criminal Woes
#WTF?! A drunk Chihuahua compounds its owner's criminal troubles. Talk about "hair of the dog that bit ya!" Thomas Bloedel, 44, was arrested Thursday after he was found to be drunk behind the wheel of his 2014 Subaru Outback. Bloedel slammed the SUV into a pole outside a suburban Pittsburgh home.
Read more ...