What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.
OK... So what did Adam wear?
A hole in Eve's fig leaf.
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?"
Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."
So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
"Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."
She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my d*ck this way!"
How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
My wife is constantly complaining that I don't listen to her...
...or something like that.
