How do you stop a clown from smiling?
Shoot him in the face!
What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Old Dick is ambidextrous. Yep! I can swing a bat from both sides of the plate, & jerk off with both hands.
Why's a sheep better than a woman?
A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
