How do you stop a clown from smiling?
Shoot him in the face!
How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?
The hot dogs taste like shit.
What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?
Call her a cab ... her job is done.
What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
