How do you stop a clown from smiling?
Shoot him in the face!
Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."
Artist: "Great."
"Not really, he was your doctor."
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.
A good start.
Bartender to pirate: Why the paper towel sticking out of your hat?
Pirate: Arrgh, Got a bounty on me head.
