How do you stop a clown from smiling?
Shoot him in the face!
I'm laying back after screwing my wife & she whispers: "Honey, I think I'll call you the bus?"
I asked why and she said, "Because you always stop before I get off!"
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
You can eat your Mom's apple pie.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liqour cabinet.
