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Gotta Stay In Business

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 07 August 2015
Hits: 3492

What do pimps and farmers have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

Better To Keep Your Mouth Shut

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 August 2015
Hits: 3880

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they came upon some rabbit shit. The first boy asked his friend: "What's that?"

"'They're smart pills," his friend told him. "Eat one and it'll make you smarter." So the boy popped one in his mouth and said: "Yech. This tastes like shit."

"See," said his friend, "you're getting smarter already."

In Time For Windows 10

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 August 2015
Hits: 3229

Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?

For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.

Love Those Easter Eggs

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 August 2015
Hits: 3025

Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?

He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!

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Like The Back Of My Hand...

We were getting ready in the bathroom together when my wife started putting her deodorant on. Thinking she was being cute she asked: "What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?"

I told her: "The back of my hand."

And that's when the fight started...

Sex Tape

My wife kinda had second thoughts about the first sex video I had talked her into making, so she said she wanted it back.

I said, "OK, but you'll have to pay twenty bucks, just like everybody else."

And that's when the fight started...

Only Fools Fall In Love

My wife and I had our usual back and forth at breakfast when I finally said: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice."

And that's when the fight started...

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