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Gotta Stay In Business

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 07 August 2015
Hits: 3429

What do pimps and farmers have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

Better To Keep Your Mouth Shut

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 August 2015
Hits: 3783

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they came upon some rabbit shit. The first boy asked his friend: "What's that?"

"'They're smart pills," his friend told him. "Eat one and it'll make you smarter." So the boy popped one in his mouth and said: "Yech. This tastes like shit."

"See," said his friend, "you're getting smarter already."

In Time For Windows 10

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 August 2015
Hits: 3180

Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?

For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.

Love Those Easter Eggs

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 August 2015
Hits: 2980

Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?

He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!

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Easy Money And Good Exercise

His dad came home from a week-long business trip to find Little Johnny with a brand new mountain bike. "How'd you get that, son?" his dad asked. "By hiking" was Little Johnny's reply. "Hiking?" his dad asked in surprise.

"Yeah. Every night last week Mr. Johnson came over and gave me twenty bucks to take a hike."

Two At Once

I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.

"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."

And that's when the fight started...

Don't Do This

What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?

A fucking know-it-all.

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