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Gotta Stay In Business

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 07 August 2015
Hits: 3122

What do pimps and farmers have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

Better To Keep Your Mouth Shut

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 August 2015
Hits: 3411

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they came upon some rabbit shit. The first boy asked his friend: "What's that?"

"'They're smart pills," his friend told him. "Eat one and it'll make you smarter." So the boy popped one in his mouth and said: "Yech. This tastes like shit."

"See," said his friend, "you're getting smarter already."

In Time For Windows 10

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 August 2015
Hits: 2868

Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?

For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.

Love Those Easter Eggs

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 August 2015
Hits: 2677

Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?

He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!

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A Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, more like once in a while...

Oh f*ck it I'll buy my own shit!

- Billy

Wicked Witch

One night I came home a little late and very drunk. There was my wife standing there holding a broom

Thinking fast (maybe too fast) I said: "Are you still cleaning or are you going for a ride?"

And that's when the fight started...

Storm's A Comin'

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.

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