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Gotta Stay In Business

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 07 August 2015
Hits: 2903

What do pimps and farmers have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

Better To Keep Your Mouth Shut

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 August 2015
Hits: 3157

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they came upon some rabbit shit. The first boy asked his friend: "What's that?"

"'They're smart pills," his friend told him. "Eat one and it'll make you smarter." So the boy popped one in his mouth and said: "Yech. This tastes like shit."

"See," said his friend, "you're getting smarter already."

In Time For Windows 10

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 August 2015
Hits: 2661

Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?

For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.

Love Those Easter Eggs

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 August 2015
Hits: 2482

Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?

He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!

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This Job Is A Real Kick In The Butt

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

(And in case you are wondering, yes, I'll be here all night!)

True Love

If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?

The swallow.

One of Life's Lessons

Before you have sex you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress by yourself.

The moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked.

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