Every Frickin' Joke
Gotta Stay In Business
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What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Better To Keep Your Mouth Shut
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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they came upon some rabbit shit. The first boy asked his friend: "What's that?"
"'They're smart pills," his friend told him. "Eat one and it'll make you smarter." So the boy popped one in his mouth and said: "Yech. This tastes like shit."
"See," said his friend, "you're getting smarter already."
In Time For Windows 10
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Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?
For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
Love Those Easter Eggs
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Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!
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