If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?
You choose.
It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.
I have enough restraining orders already.
A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him: "Anything you say can and will be held against you."
So he shouts back: "Tits"
What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.
