Sex is just like air...
It's no big deal until you're not getting any.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
A guy goes into a bank for a business loan.
The bank manager says, "What kind of business do you want to start?"
The guy says, "I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on pussy and it makes it taste like a peach."
The bank manager says, "I'm afraid we're not interested."
A few months later the guy walks into the bank pushing a wheel barrel full of money.
The bank manager says, "I see that idea for black powder really paid off."
The guy says, "Nah, that didn't go anywhere. I made my money with this white powder."
The bank manager says, "What does it do?"
The guy says, "Give me a peach and I'll show you."
Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
