Sex is just like air...
It's no big deal until you're not getting any.
A blonde walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"
He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
What's the best part of gardening?
Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
