Sex is just like air...
It's no big deal until you're not getting any.
Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."
The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."
Two little old ladies were at the slots in Atlantic City. One asks: "So... did you come on the bus?"
Her friend replied: "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."
