Sex is just like air...
It's no big deal until you're not getting any.
Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.
They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"
How do men sort out their laundry?
Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?
Being a man.
