How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?
You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.
Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?
Blew 'em all.
What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes of silence!
My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"
I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"
And that's when the fight started...
