How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?
You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.
You should never make jokes about vaginas...
Period.
Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"
He said, "Everybody."
Guy bought his wife a new coat and a dildo. Figured if she didn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.
