How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?
You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.
My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."
I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69.
She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."
