How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!
My wife caught me measuring my dick and snickered: "So how long is it?"
I told her: "Long enough to reach the back of your sister's throat!"
And that's when the fight started...
What's the definition of a lady?
Someone who doesn't drink or smoke, and the only time she curses is when your dick slips out.
