How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
Why'd the guy text his wife a picture of his limp dick?
Wanted to let her know he was thinking about her.
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?
They both go down for the count!
