How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
I have a a real problem with sex and booze...
Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.
What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
All Ken's stuff.
Studies have been done to determine what pleases a woman. Turns out it takes only 3.4 inches to please a woman.
Doesn't matter if its Visa or MasterCard