How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.
Why's a sheep better than a woman?
A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"
So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."
And that's when the fight started...
