How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.
Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.
What would you call a woman who goes out with You?
Desperate!
Happy Valentines Day!
