How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
My wife and I had our usual back and forth at breakfast when I finally said: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice."
And that's when the fight started...
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
What do a condom & a coffin have in common?
You cum in one, go in the other & they both contain stiffs.
