How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
I have the worst luck when it comes to scoring with chicks. Last night I got this cute little number back to my place and made my move with, "So you want to have sex?"
She said, "Well, I don't normally do this... but I think I'm gonna pass."
Why does the bar association forbid lawyers & clients from having sex?
To prevent them from billing twice for essentially the same service.
Why was the nearsighted fly starving?
He couldn't see shit.
