What do you call a teenager who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
My wife was concerned that we weren't managing the household well in tough financial times. So she asked me to take some action and plan for the future.
No problem I told her. I ran out and came home with 2 cases of beer instead of one.
And that's when the fight started...
What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!
My wife and I were basking in the afterglow of having sex when she asked: "Honey, why did God create orgasms?"
I said: "So women can moan even when they’re happy."
