So That's How It Happened

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 05 September 2016; Hits: 682

I told my wife: You know the trouble with most women? They get all excited over nothing!"

She said: "Yeah, I know what you mean, I married him."

And that's when the fight started...

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