What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)
Cop pulls a guy over at 3am: "Where you going at this hour?"
Guy says: "To a lecture on alcohol abuse, its effect on the human body. And the dangers of smoking & staying out late."
"Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
"My wife."
When I was 16, my dad sat me down and said, "Dick, someday you're gonna meet a girl who's gonna be so right and so wonderful and so perfect that you're not even gonna haggle about the price."
Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
