Growing Up | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 27 October 2015; Hits: 1501

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

Brothel sprouts.

(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)

#jokes My wife was complaining I fart too much, so she ripped a big one right back at me. I asked her, "Honey, you…

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