What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)
Guy tells his buddy: "I think I've become di-sexual."
Friend asks: "Di-sexual? What the hell is that?"
Guy says: "If I don't get me some pussy pretty soon... I'm gonna kill myself."
My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?
A blowjob.
