What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!
What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?
Don't fuck with them.
A man calls the doctor and is frantic, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asks.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
