What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.
A good start.
Why are women like a storm door?
The more you bang 'em ... the looser they get.
And once that happens ... not even a longer screw can fix it.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?
Seizure Salad.